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Man Shower 

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
Man Shower by xGodOfPainx May 17, 2011

Canadian Shower 

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
Canadian Shower by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011

fuckboy shower 

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long
fuckboy shower by sleepdeprived247 January 28, 2016

old-fashioned shower 

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.
James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."

Chinese cold shower 

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there

grower not a shower 

trader who does not show the full volume on a bid/offer is a grower not a shower.
The seller who originally showed an offer for 50 lots on a V17 2.50/2.75 1x2 Put Spread can now offer for 100 lots. He's a grower not a shower.
grower not a shower by AFERN03 February 10, 2017