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Pulling a Kevin Spacey

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023
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Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D
Kevin should not be a rapper
by ilovearlsweatshirt August 17, 2023
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Kevin

Kevins are usually indian and play tennis. Although they claim to be good at tennis, they ultimatley are just one of the worst players at the school even though they are brown.
This kid Kevin thinks hes singles 1 for our game but hes actually not even on the varisty lineup
by randomnigg122567 April 5, 2023
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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
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KEVIN

very sexy man in youre friuend group who will rizz you up no matter of gender and is very sexy as well as being very sexy. And you will be able to tell a KEVIN instantly when you locate a group of friends or and or people.
KEVIN's rizz is unmatched and he is very sexy
by bobs dog April 24, 2023
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