darkwatch 

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.

Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.

darkwatch by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"

Advanced Darkness by Legener July 19, 2017

The Darkness 

They believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

The Darkness by Dazza January 24, 2004

Darkers 

eyeglasses with extremely dark lenses that enable you to see others, but shield your eyes from their vision. see Hater Blockers.

Yo B where did you get those darkers from they look proper.

Darkers by Tropolis August 19, 2008

Darkane 

In the beginning of 1998 Darkane rose out of the ashes of Agretator, an ill-fated but talented band giving Watchtower (of course you remember them!) a run for the money. When Agretator became history, drummer Peter Wildoer and guitarist Christofer Malmström teamed up with fellow six stringer Klas Ideberg and bass player Jörgen Löfberg.

A true metal band.

True Metal for true fans.

Darkane by God. November 22, 2004

Darkstrand 

A strange Tribes 2 player best known for his accurate chaingun and curious personality. Darkstrand is very often the subject of cheating accusations.

Darkstrand's personality, while sometimes likeable, is delusional and contradictory with little footing in reality. He can, in may respects, be likened to Ignatius J. Reilly from the novel "A Condederacy of Dunces".

Person One: Hey Darkstrand how did you know I was coming over that hill when I was cloaked!?!

Darkstrand: LOL I turned that cloaker into a croaker! By accusing me of cheating you reveal one of the most basic flaws of the human condition. I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Darkstrand by t2KryandArturo April 13, 2009