Cold Can Syndrome 

Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).

Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.

Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...

Cold Can Syndrome by Unsatisfied Drinker August 17, 2010

I can teach you my language 

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

I can teach you my language by bIMON June 2, 2011

trash can pants 

Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.

Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!

Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!

Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!

trash can pants by Creepytastik September 8, 2011

We Can Do It! 

A term used by contractors, fabricators or other people in any service industry which translates into: "We CAN'T do it -or- It won't be what we promised -or- We'll never get it done on time (if at all) -or- Once your deposit check clears, you won't see us again until you take us to small claims court".
This term is usually said quickly and excitedly 'WeCanDoIt!!!' ; and used throughout the United States, but is very prevalent in the Southern California region.

Customer: "I need this cabinet completed in two week's time."
SoCal Fabrication Company: "We Can Do It!!"

... 3 weeks later...

Customer: "How come you haven't returned my calls? Is my cabinet done yet?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Whoze this now?"
Customer: "John Smith, the guy whose check you cashed 10 minutes after we met 3 weeks ago. Is my cabinet done?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Oh ya, ya, ya... we're doing that next"
Customer: "urgggg"
SoCal Fabrication Company: “Dude chill! We Can Do It!”

We Can Do It! by Andiego May 3, 2013

Idaho Can Opener 

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

Idaho Can Opener by idahoepotathoes November 5, 2013

sardine can 

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

sardine can by sillybritches May 24, 2014

I can do zat! 

Phrase from Star Trek (2009), said by Pavel Andreievich Chekov (Russian: Павел Андреевич Чехов) (played by Aton Yelchin)

Chekov: I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

Chekov: *runs through the USS Enterprise*
Chekov: MOVE, MOVE MOVE, MOVE! I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

I can do zat! by NicodiAngelo January 2, 2018