sorry ass nigga

a nigga who is sorry asf

me: ur a sorry ass niga
logan: never say that again
me: LMAO
logan: shut the fuck up bitch
me: sorry ass nigga

logan: :( dont say that because it hurts my feelings
me: what even is a sorry ass nigga
*looks it up on urban dictionary*
me: LMAO MARK ASS NIGGA IMMA START SAYING THAT SHIT
logan: I wish I could say that word ;(

by pussyslaypussytight December 30, 2023

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

ass-wipery

Engaging in an activity or behavior that should be below one's dignity

I've never seen such a level of ass-wipery in my professional career.

by webhubtel April 5, 2024

Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool

"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022