Drunk and crunk

When you get drunk and crazy

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.

"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."

by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

built drunk

being built drunk means that you have an odd shaped body. the way your built depends on how blown you are.

She’s built so drunk

Bro i’m ngl he’s built drunk

by MR.BLOWN October 25, 2023

Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

Attention Drunk

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.

Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk

by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017