pussy potato chips 

When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.

Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...

pussy potato chips by JOJO trainer shreveport May 16, 2010

Mr. Potato Head 

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

Mr. Potato Head by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

Bombay Potato 

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.

Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!

Bombay Potato by Beatsnpieces August 22, 2011

mashed potato banana 

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

mashed potato banana by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

Cristian Potato kid 

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression

Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny

Cristian Potato kid by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017

Whoredi-potato 

A chick named with a name such a high Dee, who is overweight, has no morals and is a whore. She unfortunately looks like a potato...

If I continue eating so much pizza, I'll soon look like a Whoredi-potato

Whoredi-potato by MandiJay83 January 25, 2018

bed potato 

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

bed potato by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021