John Adams 

A Fat Motherfucker

Alexander Hamilton: Dang That Guy Is a Such a John Adams

John Adams by Satire Zeby March 26, 2019

John Gotti 

The biggest and best in the italian mafia. May he rest in peace

john gotti is fucking amazing and has the most georgous grand kids

John Gotti by Ms. Gotti3 September 3, 2005

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

John Deere by Nick D April 2, 2003

John Cena 

The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.

Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!

Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.

John Cena by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

john cena 

Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.

John Cena beat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match? wtf

john cena by velociraptor March 24, 2008

john cena 

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John Cena just blew the entire gay WWE roster.

ROH FOR LIFE!

john cena by rohfan4life May 10, 2008

john casablancas

founder of modeling agency Elite. son is Julian Casablancas of the strokes.

John Casablancas founded the modeling agencey known as Elite.

john casablancas by Caitlin April 23, 2005