Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.

when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.

when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

goonitis 

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.

Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!

goonitis by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024

Gooning 

A Bahamian slag for shining

Bui my car is gooning under the sun

Gooning by 242 to da world February 1, 2024

Gooner 

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

Gooner by Gloogus February 3, 2024

Goonsbobbing

Bobbing out in ones goonish behaviour to be a better goon, with its alternate ''goonmaxing'', bobbing takes you to a villainry path. As ones bobbing out to be the greatest goon requiring to achieve top level bobgoonery and its villainry arc.

"Sorry, I can't go to the gym with you guys, I'm goonsbobbing"

Goonsbobbing by Master .E February 4, 2024

Goontosis 

A heightened state of mind that proceeds after gooning. This enlightenment is above all else and allows for a man to mentally ascend past the mortal plain.

I goon therefore I am, goontosis has allowed for me to see all that is within the paradigms of our realm.

Goontosis by Arisolstice February 6, 2024