fart balloons 

a balloon you inflated with your ass using flatulence

lets get this party started, just dont pop those balloons
there fart balloons

fart balloons by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Fart-jack 

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.

I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.

Fart-jack by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017

fart hoarder 

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.

Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.

fart hoarder by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019

fart willy

when ur mates being a bum

"omg kalen is such a fart willy"

fart willy by smackawilly August 19, 2019

Fart Marble 

When a fart takes the high way to the cooch

"I thought I was gonna fart but it just turned out to be a fart marble."

Fart Marble by MyNameIsPathfinder September 17, 2019

Fart Blasting 

The act of spreading your ass cheeks apart in order to amplify the sound of a fart.

Johny was fart blasting me today and it was disgusting!

Fart Blasting by Deadeyestink October 4, 2019

Fart Paste 

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

Fart Paste by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019