dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

dick lasagna by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Dick Cheney 

1) Former Vice President of the United States.

2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.

Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.

I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.

Dick Cheney by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 21, 2011

dick up the ass 

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

dick up the ass by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

dick nugget 

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

dick nugget by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008

Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

Dick weed by Gekume September 20, 2018

dick maneuver 

An action that is performed that is either a terrible decision or a wrong decision. Usually made by a dick or asshole.

F: Kim didn't give us our damn award.
D: That's a dick maneuver.

dick maneuver by Batost August 7, 2008

Dick Smoking Gook 

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

Dick Smoking Gook by Banana Fist June 24, 2009