Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

coffield

(N.) Someone who brings about great death
(Adj.) Cracked at Fortnite

That Coffield may make Otters extinct.
You hear about that Kid billy I heard he’s Coffield at Fortnite.

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Coffin/⚰️

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.

“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“

by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

COFL

Cut off for life. When one withholds sex for life from another. Often used as a joke when one “lightly threatens” someone they love.

The dart just barely missed the vase and when Ash heard “COFL” from her wife, she knew she was towing the line while playing nerf wars indoors with their son.

by woso January 9, 2021

Cofni

Man. Extremely incredible giant magnum chad dick, eats pussy and drinks hell. Makes it rain on them hoes. Imagine carrying whole država, that's what Cofni does. Absolute lad, always here for my homies. Drinks hell in 0.3 seconds, only sleeps when dead. Heaven isn't heaven without Cofni, Cofni definition of incredibleness. Instead of blood, Cofni has hell. Also, doesn't fucking hear shit, Cofni is immune to compliments and insults, since he can't hear them.

Man: Confi sine, nice narukvica bratmoi.
Cofni: a?
Man: Your narukvica is good.
Cofni: Hello?
FUckiNg man: JEbote Cof nice narukvica
Cofni: da

by ManCarryingDrzava February 13, 2021

Coffeesexual

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021