My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

My Cows Can Fly by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007

i do what i can 

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell

Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can

i do what i can by amanda morton January 16, 2009

Pepsi Can 

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

Pepsi Can by LD100% February 17, 2010

how much can she take 

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

how much can she take by sweetlou60 November 18, 2007

scrapin' the paint can 

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"

"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."

scrapin' the paint can by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006

trash can in a tree 

a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.

Look guys, there's a trash can in that tree. Wow, what a trash can in a tree!

trash can in a tree by aprille lee February 13, 2008

Tuna Can Doo 

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

Tuna Can Doo by Cous Cous June 7, 2009