August 27

national Cole day

Cole - "hey it's August 27th so therefor I can do anything I want today"

by anonymous June 23, 2022

August

Feminism month when girls/women can take pride in they're gender.

Man:"hey did you know that August is feminism month?"

Women:"That's great I can take pride and feel more safe and comfortable!"

by Jasmine sanie June 26, 2022

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The best Radiology student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that huge patient with only his pinky finger?! Man i'll miss that guy!

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022