The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important
Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp
by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022
George: Yo my dick is so volcanic right now
Jerry: Why bro?
George: I was on Youtube and just saw a bunch of women in bikinis
Jerry: You best go and wank off mate!
Jerry: Why bro?
George: I was on Youtube and just saw a bunch of women in bikinis
Jerry: You best go and wank off mate!
by johnnydidntsin November 27, 2022