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trump bump 

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The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)
"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."
trump bump by Farty McFartpants January 11, 2017
Word of the Day on November 7, 2017
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Donald J. Trump 

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Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.
Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.
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trumpster fire 

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When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.
"That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!"
trumpster fire by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
Word of the Day on July 22, 2016
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Donald Trump 

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A racist republican who has an obsession with bragging about how fucking rich he is, building walls, banning Muslums, deporting Mexicans, trash talking Hilary Clinton, and starting WW3. Even the other republicans hate him.
Donald Trump is like Kim Jong-Un, he doesn't take shits because all the shit comes from his mouth.
Donald Trump by JustSayinBro April 18, 2016
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trump in the night 

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A politically motivated, outlandish decision.
The denial of press passes to CNN anchors is another crazy example of a trump in the night.
trump in the night by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018
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Melania Trump 

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Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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