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sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.
Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.
by Bob February 4, 2005
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cock bitch

anybody who's getting on your nerves, does you dirty, or pisses you off
girlfriend: stop playin your video games all damn day you lazy bastard!
boyfriend: damn yo why you gotta be such a cock bitch?!
by x0wildchild0x March 6, 2010
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Cock-atoo

I can't believe he got a Cock-atoo. Painful!!!
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
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Cock Slut

wow shes such a cock slut...she gave 5 guys head last nite
by sarah November 17, 2003
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cock cowboy

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?
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Cock Breath

When one's breath smells like cock, one is said to have "Cock Breath." One who is said to have "Cock Breath" took on the smell of cock because s/he performs fellatio.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
as a characterization of one's breath: "That dude's got massive case of cock breath, probably from sucking some massive cock."

as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
by Martin Van Nostrand September 26, 2005
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cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
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