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As Lost as Thomas 

When you miss several weeks of class because of some illness/ you're just dumb and can't follow the material learned in class
Ben: How's that Biology class?
Gabe: Oh man I can't seem to get it, I'm As Lost As thomas
As Lost as Thomas by funner98 December 9, 2016

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater 

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

kerrie marie thomas 

She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas
Kerrie Marie Thomas oh my goodness she's seriously fine
kerrie marie thomas by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Finley Gaffley Thomas 

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9
Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

Daniel Caleb Thomas 

A good lookin, dark haired, tall, beautiful man who makes everybody who sees him feel good.
Girl: Oooh is that Daniel Caleb Thomas? He’s fine
Girl 2: Yeaaaaah he is

St. Thomas University 

A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.

Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.