Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity
by deanos the stud October 28, 2022
An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.
by hex drink September 6, 2019
New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
by clownshit November 4, 2019
This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.
by Coolingmanyeah August 28, 2023
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020