Thomas

The greatest person alive

Thomas is so beautiful

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Thomas D’Lima

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.

“Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says

by Ausman98 January 12, 2022

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

THOMAS GILL

A FUCKING PUSSY WITH ZERO PLAY NO BITCHES

YOUR SUCH A THOMAS GILL I SWEAR

by xxlolihunterxx January 19, 2022

Thomas

Thomas a man with a gigantic penis often covering up the entire room, he also loves taking it raw in the booty.

Gustafson: Have you seen Thomas
Fredrick: no I only saw his penis

by Annikalover30 September 14, 2022

Thomas

the Common Thomas is a guy that never cuts his hair right, won't get off apex mobile, and sweats far too hard in Minecraft. He is either a good freind or a dick depending on how you view him

oh look, a common Thomas

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Team Thomas

An elite shutdown crew usually made up of gas plant ops that are deemed “ over qualified “ for a GSU shutdown so are tasked with the far more technical/ bigger scope select shutdown

“ Jesus the select TA scope is big this year , better leave it to Team Thomas and give the GSU to the knuckle draggers “

by Morientes September 19, 2022