happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.

Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)

by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003

African Sun Dance

When a man lights a women on fire and proceeds to have sexual relations with her. This is considered in the genre of smut pornography. The proper method for performing this sexual act is to tie the said fire victim down, but one can be adventurous and leave them untied. This, of course, would lead to a dramatic chase prior to the actual sex usually leading to the person who is on fire dying before the penetration starts.

Kyle was considered the best at performing the African Sun Dance

Brendan's favorite thing to do with a hooker is the African Sun Dance

by Kyle the Ginger January 6, 2010

Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.

"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."

by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017

Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012

pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

by dino-depot April 20, 2009

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

pick me dance

Usually associated with cheating spouses, the betrayed souse believes that by doing extra and trying to make up for perceived lack of attention by the wayward spouse. This gives the cheater a sense of entitlement and power because they could say anything low or demeaning and the pick me dancer will do it. Meanwhile the Cheaters heart is with the affair partner. This can apply to any situation where one partner has a current partner and new partner, and the current one will do anything to keep them.

Hey did you see, Jane was seeing Rick and now she’s interested in Toby. Look at Rick do the pick me dance while she sits on her ass with the new guy.

by DisposableGuy67 July 30, 2021