Shank

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010

spanktuary

A state, region, or country where physical punishment has been outlawed.

There should never be any need to (1) hit, (2) raise your voice, or (3) use insulting language when properly raising a child who's genuinely trying to obey and behave, so every country in the world should be a spanktuary.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

by evil September 6, 2003

shank

realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.

my mom has shank

by julia December 10, 2002

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

Shank

like a 'nad shot...hurts real bad

gonna mutha-fuckin shank ya!

by kleinesMADchen October 26, 2006