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Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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Surprisex

-"I heard it's that random chicks birthday over there. "

-"I'm gonna surprisex her."

or

-"I just had the worst surprisex."

-"What?"
by bwhite8 April 20, 2011
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Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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susprise

i was susprised by his/her birthday gift.
by hasfa March 29, 2010
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shurprised

When you are both shocked and surprised at the same time, causing you to to mix up your words.
Annie was shurprised at the sudden appearance of a nudist in her house.
by philip1234324 November 27, 2016
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suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants
"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."
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surprisicorn

Someone you can always tell stuff to because you'll know they'll be excited about it.

Unicorn + Surprise.
He doesn't care, he's just a surprisicorn.
by Freakmeaning January 5, 2021
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