surprisicorn 

Someone you can always tell stuff to because you'll know they'll be excited about it.

Unicorn + Surprise.

He doesn't care, he's just a surprisicorn.

surprisicorn by Freakmeaning January 5, 2021

surprisitory

a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body

The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.

surprisitory by flyingdog February 23, 2008