Why is the book so sad? 

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.

He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.

Why is the book so sad? by mooninthedark December 20, 2008

You're so dog water my guy 

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite

Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy

You're so dog water my guy by dxniell8 December 27, 2020

Yo momma is so fat... 

A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.

12-year old version:

Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"

Yo momma is so fat... by Mister Stupid November 27, 2004

im so confused 

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

im so confused by dahrk May 21, 2008

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

why does the urban dictionary swear so much 

Because it defines the words into an easy definition to understand by using words that most people use instead of scientific definitions that are hard to under stand, and most people swear in there daily routine. So supposedly it's supposed to make it easier to understand.

So many people swear these days. Like why does the urban dictionary swear so much? It's crazy!

why does the urban dictionary swear so much by Logically real April 21, 2018

"but he's so" mode 

When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.

Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!

Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.

"but he's so" mode by td0109 June 23, 2011