Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015

Sex Sausage

Another way to describe a mans penis.

a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

Male sausage

A sausage furry

She’s a male sausage

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Glazed sausage

When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off

“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”

by 02022020 March 6, 2022

sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017