Love

The feeling woman say they feel when they actually need the creditcard of the male(s) involved

Woman: I love you!
Man: I love you too!
Woman: Let's go shopping!

by Elydion March 10, 2010

Love

A euphemism for sex, including pre- and post-intercourse activities, though the person who uses it will in all likelihood deny this.

That lousy liar keeps saying he loves me, and the water hydrant in his pants is a testimony to his love.

by ada987 January 3, 2010

Love

Love is the slowest form of suicide. But is also unexplained emotion.

If the love of your life died, wouldn't you want to die too?

And how can you explain your feelings for the love of your life?

by Koolioz January 4, 2010

Love

Way too complicated to define, and definition that you may have is wrong! The only way that you'll know what love is is to expirience it yourself

"Love: Avoid if at all possible."

-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

by 極度のメガ驚くばかりの人 May 17, 2009

Love

The amalgamation of pain similar to birth and getting kicked in the crotch.

Oh, I don't think I can make it to the party I'm in major love.

by Pseudonym7157 December 2, 2009

Love

something to stay far away from.

Person 1: Hey dude, I think I fell in love.

Person 2: See you in Hell.

by lovesicklion November 26, 2010

love

Love is undefineable.

You dont know how much i love you

YYou dont know how much you mean to me.

Words can not describe.....

by newly teened October 25, 2010