Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not

Rafe is a closet sexual

by Spy Junior July 3, 2022

Causedirt

The reason for something is dirt, hence it's be'cause' dirt.

The Tower of Pisa is leaning causedirt soft.

by Mina Star July 11, 2022

closet

a place that you put your clothes in.

GET IN MY CLOSET!!

by hjbhjjv July 17, 2022

Closer

Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.

I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.

by Bealorn July 23, 2022

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

closerd

for something to be more closed than it was previously

😀 that emojis eyes are closerd than this emojis eyes 😃

by yvkii August 30, 2022