Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failsafe

Totally cool internet guy. He's from Australia

Failsafe rules!

by Failsafe April 8, 2004

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

failsauce

One that fails and eats the sauce in which caused them to fail.

Person: I think i failed that test, holy dipshittings!

Person2: Man you really tasted the failsauce on that 9$ sandwich on that one!

by John Hart May 13, 2005

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

Failure to Communicate

A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska

JAX: Hey man Where you headin??

HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden

Jax: cool men thier beast

by stingrayjay12 June 5, 2009