T.M.I. Scale 

A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.

Guy 1: Bro, i measured my dick and its an 8.3 on the T.M.I. Scale!

Guy 2: Nice dude.

T.M.I. Scale by Ryry March 17, 2012

I'm taking my talents to South Beach 

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

I'm taking my talents to South Beach by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

M. Shadows 

M.Shadows (Matthew Sanders) is the lead singer for metal band Avenged Sevenfold (A7X) A7X's style at first was scream metal as previewd on sounding the seventh trumpet(1st full length album) then moved to a half scream-half sing method on waking the fallen (2nd full length) shadows extreme vocal style caused him to burst bloodvessels in his throat damaging his vocal chords he later had surgury to repair them and took many vocal training lessons with former axl rose voice trainer A7X the released city of evil (3rd full length) that showcased little to no screaming as just a rugged vocal style he is currently and has been for 12 years dating girlfriend valary dibenedetto.

M. Shadows, the lead singer for Avenged Sevenfold, is dating Valary DiBenedetto.

M. Shadows by Heath13 July 22, 2006

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!

Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.

Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010

swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty

The action of coming for that booty knowing that you will get rejected.

guy: swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty.

girl: don't waste your time.

guy: k

swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty by Define scrub January 8, 2016

Smith and Wesson M-76 

A submachine gun produced by Smith and Wesson firearms during the Vietnam War for special operations and vehicle crew personnel. This submachinegun was chambered for 9 x19mmParabellum and its clip held 36 rounds. The main design of this submachine gun was based off of the Swedish "Gustav M45" submachine gun which also was chambered for the 9 x19mmParabellum cartridge and also held 36 rounds in its clip. The Smith and Wesson M-76 was produced under request by the US government when supply for the Gustav M45 was cut off because the Swedish did not believe in the war effort. Several almost exact copies of the M-76 have been produced by MK Arms (the MK760 which is about 99.9% the exact same gun, internally and externally except for a few parts and the fact that two versions were made; one in 9mmpara like the M-76 and one in the larger .45ACP cartridge,) and a company known as Stemple which's more like 80% the same gun, most the differences are in external additions and like the MK760 has two versions one in 9mm and one in .45ACP.

Charlton Heston used a Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun several times in the movie The Omega Man.

Smith and Wesson M-76 by Merchant August 30, 2005

M. Shadows 

The sexiest man alive! He got tattoos, can fuckin' scream like a REAL man! The main vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold or A7x. See wikipedia.org if you want more info.

Me: Heeyy, M. Shadows. . .there's something in my room and I need you to help me get it out.
*Steps into my room*
M. Shadows: Okay, where is it?
Me: I'm sorry, but I love you way to damn much to let you go! *Frenches* Get in my closet. . .no fuck that. Get in my bed!
M. Shadows: WTF is your problem!
Me: My problem is that you aren't in my bed! *drools from my perverseness*

M. Shadows by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010