When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.
Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
by JewishFucker February 15, 2025
Get the Jew knucklemug. When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
Get the reverse jewmug. A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.
by dylandahorse September 10, 2012
Get the City Jewmug. by anonymous September 28, 2021
Get the Jewsmug. Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
Get the Hurt a jew, we sue youmug. A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
by kadoodles May 5, 2021
Get the Jew coinmug.