Higgins Storm Chasing 

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.

Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

Higgins Storm Chasing by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020

AP World History 

A disease which is common among seniors and reckless sophomores. The typical symptoms include lack of energy, inability to fall asleep, decrease in social participation, and excessive anxiety. The patients tend to show either/both apathy about life or/and pathological fervor about historic subjects. The disease frequently begins in September each year, reaching its climax in late April and early May, and wanes in June and July. The mortality rate it causes among patients is higher than the chance to get a 5, which is a cure for this disease.

Parent: My child got an allergy involving AP World History.
Doctor: I'm so sorry to hear that! That poor kid must be suffering so much.

AP World History by wesand March 31, 2015

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

pie hitter

A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.

1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"

pie hitter by pepevonkek April 21, 2017

Wayzata High School

Although no one has definite proof; it is most likely a school run by Lizard People pretending to be human. It is where comedy comes to die and forced positivity thrives and flourishes. You will most likely end up eating a cheeseburger everyday but hey join the club. Speaking of clubs you have many, most of which you won’t have time for because of the piles of homework you will have to complete all night every night, but hey there’s Minecraft Club said no one ever, But trust me my child you will come to love it here... or at least the football games

Wayzata Student #1: “Welcome to Trojan Tv of Wayzata High School I’m your host Richard Fungus. Backpacks are now banned from The Expressway on behalf of some students trying to use them as payment items to buy the Sundae Poptarts

Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside

Wayzata High School by ChiefKeefsIntern October 11, 2018

Gretna high school 

Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.

Gretna High School is corn on steroids.

Gretna high school by Juicyfatfuxxk June 13, 2019

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019