A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
Eyehead aɪhɛd: A word coined in 2007 by a student of politics when she got the words forehead and eyebrow mixed up. Generally, it is used to denote the area from which a migraine may emanate.
Uses include, "well, he deserves a kick in the eyehead," "that man just fell and hit is eyehead," and "Wow! What a prominent eyehead."