A.K.A. "The Robbie"
He's like Batman and
Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to
walk the Earth.
In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.
He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles
Davis
Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.