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The Clash

A lot better than crass

not sellouts
the clash are better than crass and not sellouts
by Crass suck July 22, 2003
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Reverse Santa Claus

The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!

2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!

1>That f*cking sucks man.

2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013
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Cass Red

strong Korean beer, made only so that Korean men have something other than Soju to get drunk off
John drank a pitcher of Cass Red before he went to the singing room
by Korean Fred May 31, 2007
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The Classy Ginger

A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.
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Classy Skank

A skank with hand herpes who is respectful enough to wear classy gloves to cover it
Damn Girl you look good take off those gloves and give me a handjob

Ok *takes off gloves*

Ewwww Hand herpes you classy skank you
by MrMcSkank February 16, 2013
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Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a terrible game that gives you aids and cancers and your hole family dies and everyone you win against will swear against your family good luck and have fun
Clash Royale sucks I am going in to clash of clans
by fuck them kids bro May 27, 2021
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Clase Azul

A sex potion whose name rings bells and the only liquor that has 100% success rate of insemination.
Jennifer: What the F*ck’s in your cup … is that Clase Azul?

Chad: Why yes it is Jennifer.

Jennifer: Oh my god I’m gushing, ring my bell right now!
by MyNameRingsBells August 19, 2022
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