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Jumble twat

Hittin ya self whilst fisting ya hickey
Your a jumble twat
by Urban5674 September 28, 2020
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Twat

Percy:hey Jim what’s a twat

Jim: Your mum
by MoistyBoi69 September 30, 2020
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Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.
The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.
by Frank Palace October 19, 2020
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Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.
12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!
by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017
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Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")
"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
by barricada September 27, 2017
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fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.
Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.
by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017
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