filthy twat 

A woman who is a bitch and a whore with a nasty dirty vajayjay.

A great name for your Wireless Network to be broadcast in your family-oriented neighborhood.

You fucking filthy twat, if you weren't such a fucking cunt you could pull some ass.

filthy twat by dirtytwatsmeller November 16, 2010

Total Utter Twat 

God himself or herself considering God's a twat.

When he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. "Man God's being a total utter twat today".

Total Utter Twat by dsme July 29, 2011

i wish i was a twat 

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.

"i wish i was a twat"

i wish i was a twat by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

Snot Twat 

When a guy cums in a girls twat and she queefs it out

Sara's Snot Twat killed the deal for sloppy seconds

Snot Twat by jayberd June 6, 2009

Butter Twat 

When one gets a female so wet, the fluid churns and is turned into butter.

-Dude i had some great sex last night.
-Oh word?
-Yeah man, it was so good that bitch had butter twat!

Butter Twat by Punisher93 July 11, 2010

hoover twat 

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

hoover twat by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

acrobatic twat 

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities

damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!

acrobatic twat by MattMcRib September 14, 2013