TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire
by Ricey Ripp October 01, 2006
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screw you we're from Texas

a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas
New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea

Texan: Screw You we're from Texas
by deuce13 October 26, 2011
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texas chili bowl

A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.
That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
by jmiller6 February 19, 2008
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East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."
by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009
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When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...
I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.
by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019
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Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011
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Highly regarded military college in Texas.

The Corps of Cadets Vision:
To be the premier college undergraduate leadership development program in the United States. The Corps of Cadets will be a widely recognized leader in the study and application of effective leadership, the commissioning of the most outstanding officers in the nation from all three of the military service Reserve Officer Training Corps programs, and the graduation of productive young leaders who are actively sought for their character, skills, and leadership abilities by all sectors of American society.
Cadets from Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets represent excellence in every way.
by Andrew January 12, 2004
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