You know who's Mike? 

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

You know who's Mike? by HapUnicorn June 27, 2021

new york mike 

doesn't smoke pot.

new york mike doesnt smoke pot.

new york mike by sky May 14, 2003

hott mike 

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

hott mike by kelly April 18, 2005

Mental Mike 

The undisputed King of the Grunts. Also known as Ug. enjoys treating his hair to pineapple tarts.

See Grunts for definition of.

Hey look! Its mental mike, king of the grunts! Ug!!

Mental Mike by Adam Messy September 14, 2004

Patato Mike 

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

Patato Mike by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010

Charlie Mike

A slang term used among current or ex-Military pot smokers, to describe cotton mouth.

Can we get some drinks? I've got a killer case of Charlie Mike

Charlie Mike by Ed E. Haskell March 29, 2009

Uncle Mike 

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.

That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya

Uncle Mike by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019