2 definitions by Jessie’s Girl
A modern day Dorian Gray. His smile holds dark secrets. He says little but conveys his charm thru a glance or a grimace. He’s as attractive as he is clever, tall blonde Nordic, but he takes likes he was raised on the mean streets of Linden. Despite the danger people are drawn to his charm (Dorian-esqe quality). He turns it on for a pic and is well known for his philanthropic work in the community.
You could never be a Payne, that guy has it all. He’s at every party always with a blonde fussing over him, paying his way, he’s just a boss.
by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019
The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.
That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya
by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019