matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair

your built like matt king

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Matt

A “homie” who sleeps with your girl.

Dude, I busted a Matt in Austin, I feel terrible.

by El compa Fugation March 8, 2025

Matt

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

by anonymous March 23, 2025

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt

Matt is Someone that will cheat and destroy your whole view on love . He’ll drive a bmw M2 and think he is so cool but he’s not . He will play games for over a year . He is tall and has brown hair and tattoos.

There is a blonde she must avoid Matt

by Jade nova April 16, 2025

Matt Dillon privilege

When Emily Cosgrove only likes movies and shows because Matt Dillon is in them .

“ Yeah I gooned to Wayward Pines in Idaho because Matt Dillon was in it . “ ( matt dillon privilege )

by George Harrison’s wife May 6, 2025