john mccain

A man who thinks it is acceptable to call his wife a trollop and a cunt in public.

Cindy: "Honey, can we go home now, this 24/7 campaigning is pretty tiring"

John: "Shut your face you cunt. I only married you for your family's money, you Barbie shrink wrapped trollop cum dump."

Fox News reporter: "That John McCain, what a passionate guy. I can't believe people would quote him out of context"

john mccain by schmarn May 14, 2008

John Eric 

soulful, guitar shreading, genuine, artist, photographer, friend

soulful guitar shreading genuine artist john Eric

John Eric by durtyburdy December 1, 2011

john marc 

A person who usually considers themselves below others. They usually have a low self-esteem unless helped by friends. However, can be confident when necessary and is very helpful. Usually the fun and cringey guy in the group. Usually has a lot of friends, can be awkward at times. (A lot of times.)

Sleeps a lot. Plays video games. Likes Bananas.

Oh my goodness, it's a John Marc! RUN!

john marc by VGauntlet March 29, 2017

John Henry 

A John Henry is a sexual move in which you lift a woman with double under hooks, with your elbow pit cradling her knee pit. Clasp your hands in a gable grip for maximum effect.

You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine.

From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."

"I took that bitch home from the bar and gave her the ole John Henry. It blew her Fucking mind.", said the man.

John Henry by B-razle June 16, 2010

John Denver 

*shudders*

Mr. Burns: This house has quite a long and colourful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: *shudders* John Denver...

John Denver by CristinaS91 January 2, 2009

John Cena 

A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.

Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?

John Cena by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009

John McCain

Well-known Republican senator from Arizona. Best known for having served in Vietnam, having a bad temper, and being a moderate Republican.

Contrary to popular belief, McCain isn't a liberal Republican. In fact, he is pro-life and supports many of the ideas of the Republican platform. He is very popular with the "liberal" media because of his controversy and slight deviation from the traditional values of the Right.

Although he supports Dubya in this war, there is some speculation that McCain is merely catering to the far-right Republicans in his party that don't like him.

Whether this is true or not, John McCain is a heroic, patriotic American who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Hopefully, he'll continue to follow his own beliefs instead of being another Republican puppet.

John Kerry considered John McCain for a running mate, even though their political beliefs are quite different.

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I love this guy.

John McCain by anonymous December 13, 2004