Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

centaurpex

Gherks build up of man chowder that need to be released monthly in order to maintain sufficient liquidity for his cult following to survive. On occasion it gets deferred, therefore in theory creating a climax so violent even his poorest cult members can pay their bills for another centaurpex cycle.

Centaurpex same like share?

by PewPewPeeeew January 21, 2023

Centanaire

A person with at least one cent. (how)

A man notices a copper cent on the sidewalk. He picks it up and yells, "I'm a centanaire!"

by Guythatate600beansadayandied January 24, 2023

centaurion

Da Roman commander of a 100-member militia of half-man/half-horse creatures.

One perk of being a centaurion is dat you only have one set of living souls to manage and maintain; you don't need to take care of both human soldiers and da horses dat they ride.

by QuacksO February 12, 2023

captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023