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cum conditioned 

When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.

similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"

Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.

girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"

Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
cum conditioned by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
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Cum Goggles 

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.
Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!
Cum Goggles by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003
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cum cupcake 

A snack made specifically for giagantic whores who crave penis milk. The recipe is pretty simple: Get a cupcake, then cum on it. The result is that you have a cum cupcake. Enjoy. Don't microwave.
Julie was feeling pretty hungry and that bitch already ate all my food so I decided to fix her a nice little cum cupcake and watch her eat that shit. I got bored after that and went to watch some food network and beat off.
cum cupcake by JeffT1085 May 24, 2006

cum dumpster fuck 

A title for someone who is very polyamorous, but with much sleeze, and filth. Also can used for a general put down.
PERSON 1: "Why don't you ask Nikki out"?

PERSON 2: "Naw, its cool. Besides, I heard she was a cum dumpster fuck".
cum dumpster fuck by Recluse September 30, 2004

Cum Muffin 

This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.

To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.

Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.

Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."
Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..

That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..

Cum Muffin by *RENEGADE* April 30, 2008
The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."
Cum Bum by Elmer April 9, 2005

Cum Jugging 

Filling a jug with cum.
Nick Bietzel loves cum jugging.
Cum Jugging by Shanno May 2, 2006