April 18th 2017 

April 18th 2017, the day we thought ACTUAL aliens would kill us all
Obviously not true because it’s not 2017!

-April 17th-
Shane Dawson- Hey what’s up you guys YES!
-April 18th-
You- Bro! It’s April 18th!!
Bro- Oh shit! We gonna die!
Everyone- *Expects death*
-April 19th-
Everyone- WE ARE REALLY DUM
Shane Dawson- *doesn’t talk about it*

On April 18th 2017 we were all really dum

April 18th 2017 by Stoopid dood October 26, 2019

April Simmons 

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!

Omg is that April Simmons

April Simmons by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

April 8th 

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

April 8th by PlayWithBoys626 October 28, 2019

April 12th 

Da real kook Brooke’s birthday so turn tf up!!

Yo it’s April 12th we gotta take hella shots

April 12th by Da real kook October 29, 2019

April 12th 

April 12th is national Ava day, find yourself an Ava and tell her she’s sexy

Wow bro it’s April 12th

Do you know an ava??
You do?? Damn, lucky you

April 12th by 100%straightfacts October 29, 2019

April 18 

National succ dicc day.
The day all the girls succ dick.
And the day is for the boys

-" hey bro it's April 18
-" yah go get ur dic succed"

April 18 by Mordi=gay October 30, 2019

April 12th 

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

April 12th by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019