dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

Fosit dick

1When a male has a fosit shaped penis.
2When a male's penis drippes constantly after urinating.
3When a male's penis has a small head.

Girl:let me pull down your pants!
Boy:ok.
Girl:ewww you have a fosit dick!

by COFFITOFFY November 19, 2018

Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class

girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time

Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!

by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017