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a cross between a retard and a unicycle
unitard = pedal,pedal,wooop!
unitard by strawberrycherry November 3, 2008

west ham united football club

Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.

There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.
West Ham United Football Club should take up table tennis

United States 

A Trump-infested blight of a nation filled with arrogant douchebags.
Person 1: If you don't like the United States, why don't you leave?
Person 2: Because I don't want to be a victim of the United States foreign policy.

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
Moleman United by Chris Gaskin August 28, 2008

Fittnyllena United

En umgängeskrets som brukar betraktas som motsatsen till nykterhetsrörelsen IOGT-NTO.
"Varför klagar folk på att fyllona vid RIA-center stör studenterna när Fittnyllena United vandrar korridorerna?"
Fittnyllena United by Fittnyllet September 20, 2016

unity collage

Unity Collage

Formally known as Trinity Upper School is based in Northampton England, It is currently a Church Of England School but 44% of its pupils are Packis Kosovans and other fucking foringers.
You want an Example of a church of england place filled mostly with pakis? try england.