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high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers
I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event
by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017
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🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮 have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
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Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020
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cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia
Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked
by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022
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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
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cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty
1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one
by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013
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Cow Dude YFGA

Cow Dude YFGA and other YFGA members are cringe. They Attack Good youtubers for no reason and they thinks harassing on other people is cool
Cow Dude YFGA: dJ cOOk ehxposkej LOLLLLLLLL
Minilla Dude (Me): Shut up and nobody cares about you
Cow Dude YFGA: sHUt Up i Wiwiillll Exiiiipoisooh yuo kIDDic!
Minilla Dude (Me): Get A Life Kid!

By Minilla Dude
by YourLocalOGISMHater January 17, 2024
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