The Jon Webster 

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

The Jon Webster by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

The Joker

When you go down on a chick on her period well after she holds you back and tells you to stop, that's when you look at her with blood on your face and say, "let's put a smile on that face!!!!", then proceed to continue.

"Oh my god he gave me the Joker last night"
-"well sometimes heroes don't wear capes Samantha"

The Joker by Blanches April 1, 2017

The John Cena Affect 

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

The John Cena Affect by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

The Joey 

When you stick your index finger in the anus of your woman.

I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.

The Joey by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

The Jesse Effect 

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

The Jesse Effect by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

The Jolly Burton 

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity

RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.

The Jolly Burton by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

the john fisher by Zach is hot April 19, 2018