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kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
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Kick Foes

To remove yourself from the situation or scenario
“Aye bruh this function is wack as fuck , im gonna kick foes”
by Yungroach January 14, 2020
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kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.
Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!
by willedit4food April 18, 2023
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Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
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ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
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