Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

nathan humpdani

Name of a person: Nathan
Artributes: Edging king for anyone named "annabelle" in sight of them, Loads mostly 500-700ml of cum

i touh kids
-nathan humpdani

by tasqussy manager January 14, 2024

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024