Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.

1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!

by FritzOskeniA September 08, 2010

Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.

Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.

by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019

Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

green eggs and ham

aka green diarrhea

i have green eggs and ham and it itchy

by hairy geah bomb March 27, 2021

Bad Egg Day

when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.

john: "hows it going?"

craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("

by craigmacglee April 01, 2010

(Egg) Zack Leigh

Egg- Zack- Leigh
The most amazing person on the face of the planet. Has a slightly big forehead but an even bigger heart. Loves dogs, and reeses peanut butter cups. Hates bananas and anything squishy.

Beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. Gives amazing hugs when you need assurance and love, and is always there when you need to laugh or cry.

Words can't even begin to describe.

"He's an awesome director, (Egg) Zack Leigh!"

by Begiggledorf December 15, 2011

st. louis style eggs

Two eggs cooked any fashion. After finishing the eggs, board any St. Louis City metro bus and masturbate.

This morning I finished my St. Louis style eggs on the No. 12345 bus.

by coolrockt October 12, 2006